I would like to tell you a joke
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A customer told me this joke in my bar and I thought it was pretty good.
A rather scrawny English bar owner called Arex is on holiday in Sydney, Australia and gets a job working at Taronga Zoo.
When cleaning out the primate cages the female gorilla starts to go crazy. So Arex being quite concerned tells the zoo keepers
The keeper's examine the gorilla and discover that she in season.
"What Should we do" says one keeper to the other. "There is no male gorilla here in Sydney mate her with!"
After some deliberation the other keeper suggests they ask Arex to do it, as he looks like the kind of geezer who would do just about anythig for beer money. So the keepers talk to Arex... "Arex! $500 to sleep with the gorilla, will you do it?".
Arex is unsure and asks for a day or two to think about it.
Finally Arex comes to the zoo keepers and says "I'll do it but only on 3 conditions", "one, don't tell anyone", "two, no kissing and three ----
Wait for it
"Give me a week to get the money together!!"
I love my fellow Englishman, we are all so batty !! :oops:
Yeah that's not bad Arex. I like it.
How did you enjoy working at Taronga ? :twisted:
THE KID
I think I have been sabotaged by a certain indiviual.
What happened to freedom of speach!!!!
freedom of speach!!!!
The spelling nazis wiped it out a long time ago.
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speech
–noun
1. the faculty or power of speaking; oral communication; ability to express one's thoughts and emotions by speech sounds and gesture: Losing her speech made her feel isolated from humanity.
2. the act of speaking: He expresses himself better in speech than in writing.
3. something that is spoken; an utterance, remark, or declaration: We waited for some speech that would indicate her true feelings.
4. a form of communication in spoken language, made by a speaker before an audience for a given purpose: a fiery speech.
5. any single utterance of an actor in the course of a play, motion picture, etc.
6. the form of utterance characteristic of a particular people or region; a language or dialect.
7. manner of speaking, as of a person: Your slovenly speech is holding back your career.
8. a field of study devoted to the theory and practice of oral communication.
9. Archaic. rumor.
And your point is?
simply that you cannot spell
And I refer on to Kidkhmer this responce!
simply that you cannot spell
Thanks for taking the time!