A customer told me this joke in my bar and I thought it was pretty good.
A rather scrawny English bar owner called Arex is on holiday in Sydney, Australia and gets a job working at Taronga Zoo.
When cleaning out the primate cages the female gorilla starts to go crazy. So Arex being quite concerned tells the zoo keepers
The keeper's examine the gorilla and discover that she in season.
"What Should we do" says one keeper to the other. "There is no male gorilla here in Sydney mate her with!"
After some deliberation the other keeper suggests they ask Arex to do it, as he looks like the kind of geezer who would do just about anythig for beer money. So the keepers talk to Arex... "Arex! $500 to sleep with the gorilla, will you do it?".
Arex is unsure and asks for a day or two to think about it.
Finally Arex comes to the zoo keepers and says "I'll do it but only on 3 conditions", "one, don't tell anyone", "two, no kissing and three ----
Wait for it
"Give me a week to get the money together!!"
I love my fellow Englishman, we are all so batty !! :oops: